Carrie Underwood’s Bully Has Really Gone Too Far This Time!
Some might label this affront on Carrie Underwood as a vicious attack.
Others might call it adorable nibbling.
Given the circumstances — and the aggressor's ugly track record — we've chosen to call it like it is: Gary is a big, mean, jerkhead, and he needs to leave Carrie alone.
Seriously, Gary — go pick on something your own size species! Or better yet, just be kind.
- Carrie first introduced her fans to the menace named Gary in July.
- A follow-up act of aggression occurred the next month at the Underwood/Fisher family farm.
- Gary is a sheep — an alpha sheep, if that's a thing.
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The ovis aries (we Googled) is known to eat his food, and then the food served to his friends and family. Gary isn't afraid to charge into a herd of sheep to get the meal he's after. Baby sheep need to learn to eat quickly, or Gary is gonna get 'em.
This week's episode seems to have come after feeding time. Underwood had served breakfast, but Gary wanted more. He wanted her boots. The singer points her camera down at Gary's big mean head as he nibbles her boot, but then it goes too far.
"Oww!" Underwood howls (or says, laughing) as Gary ignores her pleas for mercy.
Black farm boots are not on the menu, GARY!
Underwood looks to have many sheep on her farm. She's talked of having horses, as well, plus her dogs, kids and husband.
Starting in spring, she'll leave them all behind for days at a time as she travels to be a judge on American Idol for the very first time. Gary will have to find someone new to torment then.
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